abby

IG: abby.robinson || she/her

[Anubis @eduantao]

Quando eles estão falando comigo, mas eu me dissociei por um segundo e agora não sei o que estão dizendo

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

People who buy window seats love to piss. It’s their favorite thing in the world

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai

[mao 🇦🇺 @freemaowtf]

second loudest after americans in a restaurant

[emi ²³ @pialbono_]

british people wouldn't complain about the heat so much if we still had calippo shots

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

we’ve seen more stability from the sugababes line up than we have from british prime ministers of late

[miia @miiagarro]

"what’s ur blood type?" idk fucking boiling

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when i'm already in a bad mood and someone decides they want to joke about me in a belittling way

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[PAYWALLMEN.COM @ICONOCLASTIAE]

Hating men is the only way to get a good man. If you like men you’ll tolerate anything, if you hate them, only the best will be good enough.

[wakaba akgae 🇨🇴 🇫🇷 @eastgorteau]

genuinely was not expecting haaland to become the people's princess this world cup

[Muiry @MuiryyCeltic]

Worst cunts on the planet folk that announce the notification before the goal happens.

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

“And Harry Kane, who did *not* miss his penalty…”

[joot @meteokaiju]

Erling Haaland it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard

[Shefali. @shefsskiss]

I bring a sort of "Ron*ldo is a r*pist" vibe to the Convo that his fans don't really like.