Mom: what do you want for breakfast on Christmas morning?
Me, jaw unhinging, eyes turning black: c̷̨͈̒͐i̴͓͋͘n̶͉̭͊͠ṉ̷̡͛͆ą̷̯̋m̸̩̳̄ő̶͖̦n̸̳̅̕ ̷͈̀r̸̲͖͊͝ó̸͓͠l̸͇̈́͝l̶̛̗͉̓s̵̡͉̀̽ !
I've never regretted (1) assuming the best about people, (2) overlooking as much as possible, (3) offering more encouragement than advice and criticism, (4) and remembering the log in my eye will always skew how I see my pain, disappointments, and other people
We are never guaranteed anything, not even the next morning. Tell someone who matters to you that you care and are grateful to have be part of your life. It’s something everyone should hear out loud
I want to know how @kelso9494 and I BOTH dreamt on the EXACT same night that we each bought a Nikon d750, then mixed up the camera bodies, and started using the d800 instead on accident. HOW do dreams work. How.
@imnickyx highlight of my day: a quick morning walk before an all-day rainstorm, when everything was fresh and calm and bright, and the light made everything glow. best mornings !!
I'm jealous of people in Jane Austen's era. They knew *exactly* what was expected of them in each social situation. Curtsy, talk about weather, compliment potatoes. So clear! But look at us now! I run into an old acquaintance. What do I do? Handshake? Hug? High five? Utter chaos!
life’s all fun and games until you’re wearing a really awesome comfy coat you found at goodwill, reach in the pocket for your gloves and pull out an old hearing aid