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check out my bandCloser to The Ocean on all streaming platforms… keep an eye out for our EP coming this summer

[Effin @EffinOfficial]

the HOT stickers are more of a head high while the SPICY stickers i’ve found to be more of a body high

[Vulgar Darling @lanaatyosemite]

When people say “men written by Lana Del Rey” and it’s some twink in a suit…baby this is the aesthetic…this is Off To The Races

[goosie 🐭 @pollypocketmode]

thats how I move in the grocery store. I'm chatting with anyone. Someone's gotta uphold our Mothers' traditions

[misa @misak1nz]

a full moon on the last day of the month. let it go

[ab @_abbytodd]

I know the Gen Z casting manager for obsession purposefully picked a main character that looked just like Charlie Kirk for marketing purposes I just can’t prove it

[ab @_abbytodd]

Why are people so generally unfriendly like it’s exhausting

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[ab @_abbytodd]

If you use chat gpt, specifically if you refer to it as “chat” AND you still shop from SHEIN…

[daz @MetamateDaz]

You know what the CRAZIEST thing about the Hantavirus is?

The Epstein Files are still largely unreleased, heavily redacted and no one has been arrested over them.

[jezz @JezziiB]

HOT TAKE: PEOPLE WHO FEEL HOT SHOULD DECIDE THE TEMPERATURE OF A ROOM. PEOPLE WHO FEEL COLD SHOULD WEAR A SWEATER.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hi dave portnoy i’m “the gay kid” in the video :) if i went to gaza i would killed by an israeli drone strike

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.

[Genie @lettersfromjuno]

Remember who you are, weird girl

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

a girl on tiktok said “unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments” and wow yes

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

[໊ @wynavira]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and i forgot to worry about it

[dill deputy @ketamizedkitty]

i’m here to tell you rn there’s no way on gods green earth that a hot sticker contains fent like pls be so fr

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

i really do say thank you every time i'm passed the joint #whitegirl

[ab @_abbytodd]

@GeringerAdam My bf once won $500 and the first thing he asked was what to buy me and got me a slightly cheaper version of the Dyson :’)

[ab @_abbytodd]

@lily_wobbe This is a very sensitive topic for me