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[sam 🇨🇮🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

Mbappe can be dogshit, he can miss chances, fail dribbles, etc. but he’s never gonna ghost. Dembele cannot chat to him

[Larpy Coperstein @LarpyCoperstein]

Ngl must be an incredible feeling to be a private investor up 660x on Anthropic and being able to DUMP on retail at 1 TRILLION val

The dopamine hit must be insane ngl thinking about the retards lining up on robinhood to buy your shit

Holy fuck ngl

[Diet💦 @DietWaterGUY]

Bricks and Minifigs CEO willing to destroy his $400M company over $200k worth of LEGO’s is frying me.

Just give OG his LEGO’s back 😭😭

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Me using Claude Opus 4.8 to rename a file

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

When you go back and watch old shows/movies you’ll be sick at how much Mossad propaganda was just everywhere.

[Dr. Grizzo (PhD, MD, BA, MBA, 7'4 240 IQ) @mrgrozz]

Ticket scalpers who went all-in on Toronto opening game tickets thinking they'd be able to make a $5000 profit off Enzo from Woodbridge who owns a construction company

[eugyppius @eugyppius1]

If you are ever on a crashing airplane, know that you will not be permitted any silence or dignity to contemplate your impending fate and reflect on your mortality. Instead, you'll be subject to the pointless unproductive screaming of the hysterical foids all around you.

[Googly 👀 @0xG00gly]

Trump going from Venezuela to Iran is basically like me trading.

Venezuela? Perfect setup, worked but I sized too small.

Next trade? I am euphoric, I go 10x size on a shitty setup: Iran. It goes wrong. But I am trapped, keep adding size and blame the market for being wrong.

[محمدباقر قالیباف | MB Ghalibaf @mb_ghalibaf]

An oil tanker crossed Strait of Hormuz escorted by US Navy ships? Maybe on PlayStation!

[Lunix @SolLunix]

Nobody:

The banks and hedge funds watching you draw zig zag patterns on tradingView thinking you'll become a millionaire.

[C. Sandbatch @CSandbatch]

Lol dude you have weeks

[katexbt.hl @katexbt]

It's over.

It's literally over.

Weeks, not years, are running out for the average PM and medior.

[signüll @signulll]

this is a 28 year old company with insane product diversity which seems almost entirely resistant to shocks, incompetence, competitors, & even regulators… & also still growing at a pace that makes no sense at this scale.

is this the greatest singular business ever created? like wtf are we even looking at here.

feels like larry & sergey created something closer to an organism than a company.

[JT @jiratickets]

as a grifter who lied my way into tech jobs, i feel completely vindicated.

i am now as competent as all the rest, reaping the rewards, and i never worked particularly hard for it all. gg

[mal @mal_shaik]

yes your habbit tracker app is different

yes your note-taking app is revolutionary

yes the market is not ready for you

[Jay Yang @Jayyanginspires]

Hot take: AI is moving too fast to spend 4 years in college.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

Fascinating stuff 👀 ✡️

[Ben Kohlmann 🇺🇸 @benkohlmann]

A founder once told me “a unit of risk scales better than a unit of hard work.”

One of the secrets of the universe.

[vxh0rny @veH0rny]

Tinder, but with @bubblemaps showing you every mf who’s been with her.