abi 🫧🌞🧚🏼‍♀️

usf alum

[abi 🫧🌞🧚🏼‍♀️ @_abihoffman]

everyone is such a bub 🤦🏽‍♀️

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Not all heroes wear capes; some drive Camrys.

[Tequila Redbull @conniekettel]

IT team called to tell me the email I reported as phishing yesterday wasn’t a test, was in fact a real phishing attempt, and that I correctly reported it

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

Never too cool to tell you I had a blast

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me acting helpful in kitchen so i don't have to sit with the guests

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me bc i don’t wanna work but i need the money

[abi 🫧🌞🧚🏼‍♀️ @_abihoffman]

they made AI, but not teleportation yet.. hm sad

[SLAYER @slayer00kk]

@KevinNaughtonJr Same

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

We don’t fire people for being alcoholics when they get home.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Donald Trump posted an AI video where he dropped poop on me from a fighter jet.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Believe it or not, I actually WANT my taxes to fund SNAP & Medicaid, not golf trips for millionaires & military tanks for war

[IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA]

Common sense doesn’t seem to be all that common.

[abi 🫧🌞🧚🏼‍♀️ @_abihoffman]

I hate when ppl act like they’re going to sleep, but I KNOW fs they’re not

[Music is Life @ArtOfMusic_]

“Racism is the only invention white people won’t take credit for”

[abi 🫧🌞🧚🏼‍♀️ @_abihoffman]

if somebody paid me to do it, I think I could eat an entire box of stove top

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[yeli @135YELI]

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower

[abi 🫧🌞🧚🏼‍♀️ @_abihoffman]

me & my girls on a trip be like 😋

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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