lean 🥤

memento vivere

[lean 🥤 @_aboba]

what are you doing step broo ⁉️👀😳🙊

[¥ @laylanaiim]

Nobody warned me that I'd literally spend my 20s losing respect for practically everyone I've ever known.

[Aye Yo B @BeSmoove7]

Today is not Friday, but it is Friday

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

i stand on the fact that your birthday is the one day of the year that everybody needs to fall in line. it’s 1 of 365. you can’t show any effort for 24hrs??? bye

[Drebae @Drebae_]

what the FCKK happened to 24/7 stores & restaurants? like even airport fast food places are closed at 9pm….

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

we broke while making triple what our parents made.

[Brad @DropssOfHoney]

The spirit of Michael made sure to snatch that record right the fuck back. Never get too comfortable!

[Grace @gracecamille_]

dark at 4:50…… this is not going to work out for me.

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

That little hour we got back might’ve did a little somethin hold on.

[Ada Chief🌹 @Being_Adaa]

In Shrek 2 the guards grind pepper directly on Shrek's eyes since pepper spray had yet to exist

[Morris NutonthisChest @chefphoteamuh]

Mariah you are mad nasty. Clearly, you hate yourself.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

“Budgeting” is not gonna fix 2,500 rent & $25 an hour jobs. Wrap it up

[lucki luciana @glrygirlll]

fartin in his bed while he makin me burgers

[Genghis Khan @GenghisMFKhan]

For those of you still fighting me on this one thinking it was real.

Trumps just been shot but here’s the Secret Service guiding photographers around ignoring danger to get the famous photo while the crane operator lowers the flag into position ignoring the danger.

Staged event

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“are they dat good?”

[Jenni @hashjenni]

I swear to god. There was a scene in early dvd releases of shrek that were cut in later releases, where farquaad was shown in the dragons stomach with a match during the I’m a Believer scene singing along by himself. I remember seeing him seeing in the stomach

[bigsock @biggersocks]

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

[ً @cryst6ls]

i hate when my coworker talks to me while im on break

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

how it feels to say “chat” when ur not a streamer https://t.co/z9e9zrifbM

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT