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Performer. Comedian. Extra sparkly. She/her.

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Saw a pregnant squirrel for the first time today. I’m not sure what I expected but this exceeds all of it.

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

@ClaireMax I’ve read that this fat distribution is thought to be an evolutionary protection of the uterus. I think it’s cool that bodies develop these hormones to do shit like that.

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

@evanjstern Minnesota isn’t that far from Canada…I’d make the trip for these.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I can't stop watching this

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

@RealEmirHan

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

Oh hell yes

[S.LIZ @slizagna]

finally. a cure.

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

@akoslachapa The menstrual underwear has been life changing.

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@Rosetheswift I think it’s odd to refer to dissolving your lip filler as a “journey.”

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

Britney is literally just twirling around in her living room, my guy, but go off.

[Britney Stan 🌹 @BritneyTheStan]

A source is blaming Justin Timberlake’s DUI on his ex Britney Spears.

They say he began “drinking heavily” since Framing Britney Spears came out.

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

I’m taking it as a sign to stay home that a half hour into my DoorDash shift I had to scurry back home because my guts rebelled against me.

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

I am *begging* folks to read anything about Cabaret. Or damn, watch the movie.

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

@dannah__montana What do you mean “supposed to be?”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Justin Timberlake’s mugshot has been released.

[Jack Black @jackblack]

Let’s gooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

Maybe like…make it into a Sonic drink?

[lamevampire is on arrakis @localloservamps]

being a vampire must be kinda boring cause blood everyday? forever? what if you want something crunchy

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@satoraurgojo There’s no chance she heard that.

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@louisvirtel That’s…the whole point? Like that’s the style of the production?

[Probably Dehydrated @_absolutenope]

Perfect

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Crying

[åπd®ew Bølęy 🐢🐢🐢 @Andrew__Boley]

Love the orcs with normal voices