uncle abtimus

chiquitita tell me what’s wrong

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

WHERE CAN A BITCH FIND GOOD FRIED OKRA IN THESE TRYING TIMES

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

I’m so beyond tired of people putting cantaloupe and honeydew into fruit mixes, with their shit ass flavor rubbing all up on my strawberries

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

This is what I’ll be celebrating

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

someone on this flight is watching asdf videos

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

Need to find a hurricane simulator STAT

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Chappell Roan as the Statue of Liberty for Governors Ball!

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

If you don’t like olives- grow up.

[Boundary Break @BoundaryBreak]

It gets me every time.

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

@EmCoop_11 here are 4 more

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

he was wearing these FUGLY JEANS

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

I got diagnosed with Scarlet Fever what in the Middle Ages 😭😭

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

This is Trixie and Katya

[ada @leadaal]

feyd-rautha's thirst for blood is insane here

[swiftie struggle tweets @swifferstruggle]

big moment for insufferable la la land fans

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

LETS FUCKING GO GAMERS

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

what did I miss

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

She would have loved kens mojo dojo casa house

[uncle abtimus @_Abtimus_Prime]

my girl dinner is shaved parmesan cheese and day old coffee