allie cell

reality tv fan ◦ 4x fantasy football champion ◦ exclamation point user ◦ #blacklivesmatter ◦ startup sr data scientist

[allie cell @_acell_]

I was worried about attracting negative attention at ORD for taking out my retainers in public and thus I am grateful for the woman next to me who suddenly started yelling and dropping F bombs over the phone to a friend who crossed her “of all days, on the day of her trial”

[allie cell @_acell_]

@CaltrainAlerts no 306 or 110 spotted with no alert and no train on the live map??

[allie cell @_acell_]

today at a team lunch my vp asked my teammates and i what we like to read.

i went first and said i listen to fiction mystery audiobooks
..
next teammate says she is reading audio generative AI papers
..
next teammate says he "reads"? full-stack engineering online courses
...
:/

[allie cell @_acell_]

i get performance anxiety turning right on red

[allie cell @_acell_]

neil re-ordered body wash since we were out (so sweet) but when he went on amazon the same bottle was $46, so he bought it for me & cheaper body wash for him
...
but the body shop bottle retails for $20

this is how the amazon resellers make a profit. poor clueless boyfriends

[allie cell @_acell_]

i hope jk rowling doesn't get royalties from my top youtube videos of the last 6mo all being harry potter pomodoro / study with me in hogwarts library videos

[allie cell @_acell_]

IYKYK

[allie cell @_acell_]

i guess i also got a dexascan in 2021 and opted in to have photos taken to be in a research study, but the only feedback i got then was "are you sure you want to be photographed in a bathing suit" .... so um i prefer my greek grandmother wedding tailor

[allie cell @_acell_]

getting my wedding dress tailored has been interesting because it's the most thoroughly i've had my body assessed since being a teenager
"these leg muscles are very large - do you bike?"
"i need to teach some women with dresses like this some glute exercises, but you are all set"

[allie cell @_acell_]

have I texted Neil 20 times today after he left for his bachelor party 8 hours ago??? sure but co-owning dogs actually makes that a very cool thing to do. any man would be so excited to receive these photos

it’s a bonus that talking to your dogs when alone is also very cool.

[allie cell @_acell_]

i did a group run at work, came back to my desk, and another coworker was interested but asked a series of increasingly important, savage qs:

> why did we only go for 3.5 miles?
> who made us turn back?
> who was getting the most tired?
> 9:45 pace? isn't that quite slow?

[allie cell @_acell_]

I really have gotten scammed in 3 different ways in the last month is there some kind of record I can shoot for??

[allie cell @_acell_]

there are whole companies out there to help people combine 2 names for a wedding hashtag, but not to help combine the *15* players on your fantasy football league into a single team name. hugely underserved market segment

[allie cell @_acell_]

honestly the only person I consistently see every time I go back home is the manager of the local CVS who has worked there since I was in middle school

[allie cell @_acell_]

@achxvi https://t.co/X80VSjsDhI

[allie cell @_acell_]

when I get emails “from Max” this is who I picture

[helen li @helnli]

cam roll when you can’t see for shit

[allie cell @_acell_]

started getting a bit more into running a couple weeks ago and now at 1am on Saturday night I am just reading a wikihow article about how to run a faster 800??

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

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