and also a big fuck you to those revving their engines at these times. people are traumatized from the loud noises and you come at ass oโclock revving ur engine for what
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one uppercase character.
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain more than one word with an uppercase character consecutively.
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
USER : IWillHuntYouDown50BloodyBoiledCabbagesYouStupidIdiotGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: *Sorry, that password is already in use.*
6yr old son says he wants to play Smash Ultimate to get better at it. I start watching him & get confused.
Me: Uh, bud?
Son: Yeah dad?
Me: Are you playing this game to get better, or to have fun?
Son: To get better!
Me: Ohโฆ well youโre not gonna get better by facing a lvl 1 computer with four lvl 9 Ikes on your team.