Adam

Float like a butterfly, it stings when I pee ♎️ #YNWA 🔴👊

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@Henrygreeny04 Probs injured tbf

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@Henrygreeny04 Kinda your only option when you only bring one left footed player

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We did it

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Let us never forget that Alex Chalk voted AGAINST stopping the murder of thousands of Gazan children. Disgusting man. Get him out of our town.

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Crossfaded on vitamin D and endorphins after 6 winter months of sobriety >

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@Henrygreeny04 THEY ARE INEVITABLE

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@kirawontmiss Comments are so embarrassing, how do you not know who killer Mike is? 🤦‍♂️

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@FabrizioRomano Blud thinks he's klopp

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Talking w macy ab football rivalries and she says 'its like the sharks and the jets'

Imagining pulling up to old Trafford like

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@rudiddy_ Banging idea, off to tescos now

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Mfw I spend weeks on a portfolio just to get rejected because I couldn't remember the order dots appeared in

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Love it when major companies make you do an 'online assessment' as a part of the application process where they basically just screen you for dyslexia.

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Gentrified 'cultural' resteraunts refraining from putting pictures of Frida Kahlo on the walls

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SCOUSE CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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@mackleennit

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@sportbible @LFCcape Blud hasn't won a game of football in 4 weeks and has resorted to taking cheap shots at pundits 🤣💀😭

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December 1st, bring out the Bublé! 🥳🎅🎉

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"Hi! Its your Landlord, I've got some people here for a house veiwing. Can I come in?"

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@SnoopDogg @SoloStove Man what a relief

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Let us never forget that Alex Chalk voted AGAINST stopping the murder of thousands of Gazan children. Disgusting man. Get him out of our town.

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Just copped a tesco meal deal for under £3, what'd you do today?