leave me alone

love me some banana bread

[☾ @Taranzaa]

fuck you

[zay dante @zaydante]

I don’t even see Bill Burr tell jokes no more, he just grab a mic and start yelling facts💀💀

[NFL Hate Memes @NFLHateMemes]

Watching the Eagles run it up on the Chiefs after a full year of bull shit wins

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

“Patrick Mahomes takes the snap”

The Eagles defense:

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Someone digitally removed all the other characters from FRIENDS except for Ross, and honest to God, this is a show we would totally love!

[ʙʟᴀɴᴅᴇ @JustBlande]

"my quarterback didn't get this call.." or "their quarterback would have definitely gotten it.."

mf I don't want to hear nothin from nobody

[cherry d. jam says free palestine @dryc1eanon1y]

nah this is a skill issue. trader joe’s is for single people / people without kids. most of their stuff is single serve / only a few servings. you got 6 kids please go to costco

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

sleeping over at someone’s place when you didn’t plan to

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

Imma be real with you dog, you pull up on Alaska and we're gonna put our fingers in you.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

what fingerprints?? we all seen the video

[Molly @FSUmollz]

Jameis Winston

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Community Notes slays