Adam Stout

pitt '23

[TK/Atlas ❕ @CLlCKTK]

I have this one irl who loves Brad Marchand but knows nothing about hockey so I send him marchy posts and he keeps replying like this

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

@CLlCKTK why am i being outed like this

[Offside News @offsidenewsco]

With 41,570 write-in votes, Evgeni Malkin takes home DILF of the Year. #LetsGoPens

[maddie 🌊🏒⁸⁷ @squidscros]

when i said i wanted #87 to fuck me i didn’t mean THE GAS PUMP

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

@CLlCKTK why is the thumbs down a slightly different shade, who okayed this design choice

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

pitt band mention

[NFL @NFL]

Over 600,000 people have come out to Pittsburgh in the first two days of the Draft. Detroit set the Draft attendance record with 775,000 in 2024.

Come set a new attendance record AND see a live performance from @kanebrown on Day 3. Register for free ➡️ https://t.co/6c4sVnRebs

[Dan Kingerski @TheDanKingerski]

Nah nah. You don't get 3 seconds. Like the NHL, you need to know where you're going with the puck before it gets there.
You get one car length. You hesitate, you lose.
You get one chance. You hesitate, you get punted to Monroeville with the other tourists and suburbanites who panic.
Go, go confidently, and we'll make room.
Also, learn to parallel park before ya get here.

[apollo :P 🏳️‍⚧️🦇 #crystalmethhead #teamjackiecox @ch1ckenrat]

nini walked into that studio, did 4 lines of coke, texted discord addams "lol FAGGOT" put her CLIT directly on the mic for an hour and hit record. 12/10

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

@StanleyCup

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

@CLlCKTK you? late? fork found in kitchen

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

@CLlCKTK babes thats former coworker, thats oomf

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Kristi Noem’s Man

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

going to be in pittsburgh for the upcoming nfl draft? here's some things to do while you're here (a thread)

[lio @lanashotspot]

and FUCK this lady i knew she was weird af when i saw her being all buddy buddy with the ice officer last week

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

@CLlCKTK hello??

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

@CLlCKTK phone being dead is really on brand

[Adam Stout @_adamstout]

@R0ZANDERS LMAOOOO

[mellie @uhbucky]

#heatedrivalry: russia’s greatest love machine

[zoob @penkindel]

we finally made it to the olympic break i cant wait to root for my beautiful country canada