OL' DIRTY BARBER

There’s a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench telling you how to live

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Tried a new approach to filing taxes this year.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Congratulations to Jeff Bezos on becoming an astronaut!! 🚀

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Just sold my 10,000 $AMC shares and bought a 2002 Ford Taurus for $340,000

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

@Rachel_Green16 A (south)west side story 🎶

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Got ‘em

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

@eholleykc Nah, she just pays rent on time so i keep her around 👌

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

My gf really do be subtweeting me everyday and she doesn’t think i notice 🤔

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

@Rachel_Green16 Wait wtf is this!?

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

What does all this mean for the ultraluxury housing segment? Will Ken still be able to afford $500 million lofts?

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

GAMESTOP UP 50% ON NEWS THAT WE ARE LIVING IN A SIMULATION AND THIS IS ALL JUST PART OF THE SIMS 4

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Tell me that you're short $GME without telling me that your fund has been decimated and you got humiliated by amateurs on Robinhood

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

People who bought Bitcoin at 40K...

[John W. Rich (Wealthy) @Cokedupoptions]

Thinking of panic-selling my Bitcoin. Someone please post an unrealistically high price target so I don't.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

Put Jimmy Johns in charge of distributing the vaccine

[Rachel Green @Rachel_Green16]

“I got super into the economics of the McRib” - @_BabyBarber

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

@Rachel_Green16 Very cool tweet.

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

@UpToNoGoodman @Rachel_Green16 That wouldn’t be school appropriate now would it...

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

@DJodyHighroller You just gotta park in the back and rip cigs like you own the place

[OL' DIRTY BARBER @_adderallspritz]

I feel @god in this @tacobell tonight.

[Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC]

No one:

Scientists: By the end of 2020 we should have a vaccine.

McDonald's: