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[#HBL25😁 @HOTBOYLEEKS]

Lowkey I don’t think we need a S2 of the Polygamist

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

You might not want to hear it, but somali-owned restaurants are edging everyone else out because they cook like they are going to eat that food themselves if no one buys it. If the people cooking the food can’t/won’t eat it themselves, don’t buy it.

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

In case you need a favour from me

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

Sdumo Mtshali sweedy? Come get your 10s because i actually hate you now 👍

[Rethabile ❤️ @TheRichRakgadi]

🤣✋🏾 Jonasi is on some generational ashwagandha bafazi. Nothing bothers him. You're pregnant? Kids are a blessing. You wanna marry? Sure.

#thepolygamist

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[zmami🍑 @_adhiamboo]

She would have had you thrown in prison 😂

[Olori🍒 @OloriOfOloris]

Godforbid I'm trapped in blood sisters. The kind of dirty slap I'll give Kate Henshaw eh

[Vee Veeeee (She/Her) @lewinskyvee]

Wait.. so Uduak slept with her son, Kola? Did you guys catch that? Blood Sisters

[Presence is not submission @ImbayiK]

Disco matanga ni mzuri tu kama si kwenu

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

Ni hao wazungu walienda Congo to exploit Congolese minerals and in the process contracted Ebola ndio mnataka ku host in Kenya? Whoever said the enemy of a black man is a fellow black man aongezwe mshahara.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Team Nobody owes you anything would never understand it.
😭

[SISKO2 @SISKO_7]

Mr. President. This is the aura.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

“so since i’m not your everything how about i be nothing” me singing this song with so much passion at 10 years old

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

the more cult documentaries I watch, I realize I’m too lazy to ever be in a cult lol. it’s always manual labor, rituals and struggle

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Even as a child, I knew I was going to be the overly distant family member 😂😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Unfortunately I believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again.

[Young⁠ @Brayohki]

hii script mnafuata ati at a certain age unafaa kuwa umeachieve something ndo the reason y'all are unhappy na pressure mingi.

[𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒 @kiruti]

The day a metro train system will replace the matatu system will be a gamechanger for Nairobi. People will be shocked how much space we allocate for matatus

[Julz💃🏾 @julleberry]

The lady that said... everything you want as a girl that men promise to give you in exchange for sex... you either live long enough for another girl to gift it to you, or you work hard enough to afford it yourself! It's all about patience, doing the work and trusting the process!

[Ja Oyugis yawa! @odzzmusic]

There’s no place in the world they could make a song like Chan Thum or Disko!!