*evan and i walking the other day*
me: “it’s starting to feel like sweater weather!”
evan: “it’s starting to feel like the weather when i fell in love with you.”
me:
i love cracker barrel. sure the food is yummy, but i go for the store. especially the s&p shakers. every time i go i HAVE to get some of the .99 shakers for every holiday. i’m obsessed. my latest purchase? two snowmen, Christmas tree and a little gingerbread house.
ngl. the second my boyfriend walked through the front door after work yesterday, i hugged him and i SWEAR my body just slumped in his arms. i felt so peaceful and relaxed, i was falling asleep. i didn’t realize how stressed my body had been. i love him sm istg 🥹💕
not evan walking into the movie theater, with snacks down his pants, when we pass by a worker and one falls out. he puts it back and it falls back out. she just shook her head and we went on our way 😂
my coworker told me she liked the way i did my goth makeup and that i was really pretty. how do i let her know that my “goth makeup” is just the dark circles around my eyes and chapped lips from this heat? 😭 anyways, at least i can get away with wearing no makeup
*me plucking evan’s eyebrows*
*evan screams (barely touched him) and moves”
me: YOU MOVED AND I DIDN’T GET THAT ONE!
evan sassy pants: WELL IT CAN STAY!
anyways, i love him even though he acts like a baby when i pluck four hairs x
“zinnia’s one our best employees” - direct quote from one of my bosses. i’m not exaggerating when i say i could run that whole department by myself, but my top boss hates me and has his little favorites ✨
the fact i’ve trained every single person my work hires for my department (i’m not exaggerating either) and they still put them in higher positions before me, while they ask me for help every chance they get. tells me everything i need to know about this job.
my boyfriend and i got a puppy together. we’re trying to crate train him while we’re at work. tell me why this man put on basketball for the little tater tot to watch while we’re gone? 😂
also here’s said tater tot, Tatum!
as in @jaytatum0
hearing the way my boyfriends family talks about our relationship makes me feel so fucking loved. they speak so highly of it and are always telling me how grateful they are to have me in their lives. having those special moments are everything to me. they’re my family now 🥹
this lady told me “you have a pretty smile.” then when i told her thank you she said “oh! and pretty lips, such a pretty girl.” also another lady said i had a great personality and i was super sweet. thanks for making my day ladies, ily 💅🏻
this lady told me “you have a pretty smile.” then when i told her thank you she said “oh! and pretty lips, such a pretty girl.” also another lady said i had a great personality and i was super sweet. thanks for making my day ladies, ily 💅🏻