Lewis 🥦

veg 'ed. please dont touch my hair. @hates_talking he/him 🇰🇳

[Lewis 🥦 @_Afronaut]

Time for Threads to take the throne

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Elon Musks buying Twitter was like your mum bringing home a boyfriend that you don’t like
Him renaming it X is like being made to call him “dad”

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@WillSmi80497099 @mjsimpsonfilms @anon_opin You’re not even the real Will Smith
I bet you haven’t gotten jiggy with it even once

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@hasanthehun The right would call the Straw Hats Antifa

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In 10-20 years Fascination by Alphabet will be used in film/ tv soundtracks the same way 80s pop is used today

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@mjsimpsonfilms @anon_opin You need to take that up with a nutritionist mate
Embarrassingly wrong

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@bethanyshondark @LeonSimons8 The sirens point still stands???????

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@gypsyjackcooper @CorbynistaTeen He had some confetti thrown at him
I’m sure he’s fine

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

I’m 20 years old. George Osborne is responsible for shutting my youth centre, underfunding my secondary school, tripling tuition fees, cutting mental health services, stripping free school meals from my peers.

He deserves more than just orange confetti. Spare me your ‘outrage.’

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@JustStop_Oil @George_Osborne

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@JustStop_Oil @George_Osborne I was very disappointed this wasn’t orange paint

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@anon_opin Everyone Else Burns

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Ash saved your life
You ungrateful, orange prick

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I’m rewatching Pokémon from the beginning and it’s actually dead sad seeing Ash’s charizard disrespecting him so much when they used to be such good mates lol

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Been in Blackpool literally 3 minutes and I’m watching someone get arrested

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Me and Scout are watching Doctor Who atm and it’s much harder to enjoy it knowing that Rose has TWO children with Laurence Fox

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If the Spiderverse trilogy (?) existed when I was a kid it would’ve been about 50% of my personality

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@CryptoThn @HeSlashThem @fesshole Eat shit