The Purple Haired Professor

My followers outnumber the accounts I'm following. You're all broken calculators.

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Inspiration for my outfit today:

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I'm considering canceling class tomorrow, what do you guys think?

#topprofswrestling

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Everyone has heard of the historical figure, Karl Marx

But no one remembers his sister, Onya, She invented the starting pistol.

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@CoreolanusS Yeah, I'll take it. You might not get extra credit though.

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To my SUU 2250 class:
Email me a brief (~150 words) response on the differences between J.S. Mill and Kant's moral theories. 2% extra credit will be awarded to anyone who participates.

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@CoreolanusS I couldn't look at my phone, I was leading a lecture on Thomas Hobbes. The only one I saw looking at their phone was you...

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@CoreolanusS Doubt it 🙄

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My face when Taylor starts out a sentence with "This may be a bit tangential but..."

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Self-alienating jokes and post-popular culture references!

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Wanna know the one thing I like more than edgy tie clips?

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Here's something I said in class the other day, I thought it was pretty profound.
"you have to have everything in a set to have a set, to have a complete set, unless you have an incomplete set, which is a different kind of set"

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This horse can read!

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Once Descartes went to a coffee shop.
Waitress: Would you like some more coffee?
Descartes: I think not.
He then vanished in a puff of logic.

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Just got this cool new tattoo!