Coreolanus Shuttlesworth

Throwing verbal rocks
Dodging actual fists

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@thundermommy1
#topprofswrestling

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

Who in gods green earth let me fight a literal god? this is unmitigated bullshit #topprofswrestling

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@lindseykroper but the ants are probably dead

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@Real_Phlogiston don't tag me like you're equal to me

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@getbruised @lindseykroper @kristopherGphil @melodrama2250 @thundermommy1 @JohnCena @TheRock @Hasturyellowkng @birdyhands @RazzzleMcDazzle you had the opportunity to say. "let's name butt a few..." and you just passed it up... bad wordsmanship.

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@kristopherGphil @getbruised @lindseykroper @melodrama2250 @thundermommy1 @JohnCena @TheRock @Hasturyellowkng @birdyhands @RazzzleMcDazzle why is this boomer better at finding banger gif's then I am wtf

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@_AgingHipster_ should I actually write this and give it to you? Cause I know who actually wrote this. I know who you are. I figured it out. Your game is up.

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@_AgingHipster_ don't look at your phone

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

Alright @_AgingHipster_ you've been clever I'll give you that, but you haven't been perfect. I'm narrowing it down. I will find you. This is a promise.

[Keith Frankish @keithfrankish]

I think I'll stick to denying consciousness

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@getbruised @thundermommy1 Everyone probably needs therapy. Really not cool to add to the stigma of therapy. Reaching out for help is not a sign of weakness. However, when we wrestle you will need to reach for help.

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@lindseykroper @getbruised @thundermommy1 no the highest form of flattery is actually a plateau

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

I really put the sexy in dyslexia #toporofswrestling

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@RazzzleMcDazzle @Hasturyellowkng all that talk still no bitches

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@getbruised Calling yourself humble makes you prideful. Saying that I railed Suzie is just a fact

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@lindseykroper @getbruised @kristopherGphil @birdyhands @melodrama2250 I can confirm that Suzie DOES NOT have a foot fetish

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@getbruised @Hasturyellowkng @melodrama2250 @thundermommy1 also this dude is liking his own tweets. Bruce I have a challenge for you that is a little more your speed: can you spell "desperate"?

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

@getbruised After I went all night with Suzie she told me how you couldn't last 5 minutes, and you think you have the stamina to fight me? You're all bark no bite. You've never fought anyone like me. #topprofswrestling

[Coreolanus Shuttlesworth @CoreolanusS]

Gatorade should be thicker #topprofwrestling