Kim Knowlton

UAlberta Classics, History, and Religions dept.

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Long story short my German oral final included me demonstrating my (perfect) goat bleat imitation for my professor so I’m sure that bodes well for my grade, right?

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I know I’m /objectively/ wrong about this but I just hate claymation. I try so hard to enjoy it but every time. I just can’t.

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@kristopherGphil @apaphilosophy @TheAAPT Looks like third time is the charm! Congrats prof!

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Will the struggle between my disbelief in astrology versus the numerous people that immediately correctly guess my zodiac when I tell them that ever end?

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@shelbysday Girl same

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Fun fact: every single soup recipe that says you need a blender is lying. All of them. You can just eat it unblended.

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“Peaked” in terms of functional capacity. Not as in living her best life.

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Sometimes I get sad thinking I peaked in highschool and then I remember my actual highschool experience and realize that I definitely peaked in highschool and I am not jealous of that bitch at all

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Does the lofi study girl count as a celebrity crush?

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Thank you to my boss who left a happy birthday card and a $50 gift card at work for me. My birthday is actually in December and not, in fact, on 9-11 but I’m not sure how to correct this without it being awkward so thanks very much.

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Found a folder on my computer the other day titled “prom photos” which confused me for a minute since I never attended prom. Opened the folder to find photos from my final project for my last Greek class of my undergrad, a theatrical production of Prometheus Bound.

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Just accidentally got buyers remorse over a binder before remembering that it was free and I literally pulled it out of the trash.

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(New England harvest blend from upton tea imports if anyone wanted to know)

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Was so upset about running out of a discontinued tea blend (it’s been discontinued for 2 years and my own supply is almost out) that I emailed the supplier and just got the absolute best news that it was just being reformulated and will be back this fall 🥳🥳🥳

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Alright. Beekeeping job attempt no. 2 everyone wish me good luck. I have been encouraged to apply as a regular beekeeper instead of an assistant.

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If you saw me eating meat on this road trip no you didn’t.

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@sweetkaraline21 I love the goats but this does feel gayer so bonus points there

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Just had my second interview for a beekeeping job and honestly could not care less about the pay just let me keep the bees please please please

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@ChristianPayst1 Very true

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@ChristianPayst1 I swear old people refuse to just answer yes or no to that question 🤦‍♀️ one guy told me he would tip me if he died of a heart attack in the theatre from it and then said “better luck next time” as he was leaving