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[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny

[leke @lekeyeh]

the concept of only having two days of out of your week to yourself for the rest of your life

[love drops @lovedropx]

You should be able to rot in bed for 2, maybe 3 hours after waking up before it starts affecting what time it is. If I wake up at 8:30 and lie in bed for 2hr it should still be 8:30 when I get up

[matt @mattybtweets69]

I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.

[g @34rths]

Dear diary I have to lock in tomorrow and fix Everything and do everything

[‏۟ @yesirski]

bring back real addictions like cocaine wym you addicted to porn and doordash

[🦢 @meishato]

functional depression is real. you joke, you work, you love, you play, you are still there for others, but mentally you are drowning

[venus 🪷. @r0segardenn]

showering at night is so sexy and clean and self care vibes. showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

[Sam 🇭🇹 @hoodcuIture]

My unpopular opinion is that we should start denormalizing people not reading. We have reached a point where college educated adults will look at you with a straight face and tell you they haven’t read a book or article in years???

[˚˖𓍢ִ໋🌺₊✧˚.🎀༘⋆ @femmespiral]

i never want to hear shit abt intimacy coordinators ever again. and i think someone needs to hunt ben affleck for sport

[ken for you📘 @24hrken]

the gag is soooo many cis straight women will come into queer spaces because they feel safer but they haaaaate extending that same openness the other way around