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drowning in my own subconscious || Ⓥ insta: @alannataylorrr

[daddy❁ Ⓥ @_ahlannah]

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[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

wanda was so real for this

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

bruh she is funny as fuck wtf LMFAOOO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it's me who needs to drink out of a soggy paper straw to reduce my carbon footprint

[gigi⸆⸉ 𖤓 @cornergihaunts]

the “just smile” has unlocked thousands of years of generational feminine rage in me.

women don’t owe you a smile when you make them uncomfortable
women don’t owe you a smile when you make a misogynistic joke
women don’t owe you a smile PERIOD

[Tyler @tyler_cov]

This would work on me, sorry

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

incredible win for all retail workers who’ve had to spend their holidays fake laughing as every other customer says “omg i cant believe theyre making you work today ☹️” while actively being the reason they’re making you work today

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

[trish @ultragloss]

every sunday night i feel like bella in her depression chair in new moon

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

o to be a cat napping in a bookstore

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

My drunk friend: I love you.

Me: i know bruh sit down & drink some water

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me when i’m being mean to a man

[amethyst @thatssoamethyst]

“The last time you got f*cked was by genetics” is WILD

[emily may @emilykmay]

Sometimes I’ll run into a friend’s husband and think to myself, “bro you have no idea how hard I’ve worked to help save your marriage.”