SO LO❗️

Make peace with your past so it does not screw up your present .

[Mujuni Raymond @qataharraymond]

Kampala's housing supply consistently outpaces demand and yet the people looking for decent homes within budget remain many and underserved; we may have a market correction event on the way very soon! Or this dizzyingly complex puzzle will need explanation.

[Dami’ Adenuga @DAMIADENUGA]

Bull was like “who tf is this dude?”😂

[Zeki Bahçe @zekibahce]

🚨 Amerikalı bir sosyal medya kullanıcısı, Erdoğan’ın NATO liderlerine silah hediye etmesini yorumladı:

Erdoğan bunu yapmakla bir dahiydi. Bu tek hareket, Avrupa NATO üyelerinin tamamını devasa korkaklar olarak ifşa ediyor.

Sen orada ulus-devletin çıkarlarını bir askeri ittifakta temsil edip savaş hakkında konuşuyorsun.

Zirveye ev sahipliği yapan ulusun lideri sana bir tabanca hediye ediyor. Ve senin ulusun o kadar boyunduruk altında, o kadar kadınsılaştırılmış, o kadar bariz zayıf ki, onu bile elinde tutamıyorsun.

Erdoğan'dan ustalıkla 200 IQ'luk hamle.

[˙✩°˖ م⋆｡˚꩜ @mimightcry]

if youre too invested in how youre being perceived you begin to put on an act that will make your soul rot inside of you

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

USA vs Belgium tomorrow

[Adésóyè @victorfatanmi]

What was your father's profession?

Thomas Shelby: "Well, he told fortunes, and he stole horses. Often, he would tell a man that his horse would be stolen, and they would marvel at his powers when it was."

😭

[Adeoluwa👑ꕤ @OmoAlade005]

This scene in Game of thrones cracks me up so bad😂😂💔

[Peaceful Kels @ThePeacefulKels]

First thing a gent does when their life is in shambles is get rid of their girl 🤣

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

people who suffered enough become terrifyingly calm

[Bright.web3 @brightafia]

I boil my eggs for 30 minutes.. I don’t want anyyy surprises.

[Ronnie Ayesigwa @ayesigwar]

I recently visited a Stanbic branch to open a joint account and enable Enterprise Online Banking.

We were told this wasn't possible unless every joint account holder first gave up access to their personal internet banking.

That didn't sound right, so we went to head office and turns out it is possible. We were taken care of in a few minutes.

This isn't the first time I've experienced something like this. I've spent hours calling Airtel customer care trying to find out how to integrate Airtel Money into our platform. No one I spoke to could help, (I'm sure they were willing) they just didn't have the information.

So it's clear to me that many organizations have a "knowledge silo" problem.

The answers exist but are always just trapped with a handful of people at head office or in a specific department.

This is the kind of problem where AI can have a huge impact.

Imagine every employee having access to a chat assistant backed by the company's policies, workflows, and institutional knowledge. Instead of saying, "Let me check with head office," they could just ask a chatbot and get the right answer immediately.

Suddenly, a customer walking into any branch gets the same quality of service, even if it's an intern behind the desk.

We've built something similar internally, and it's made me notice just how common this problem is across organizations.
@Airtel_Ug @stanbicug

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Ok. I'll be that girl who corrects you, because you all already hate me for speaking the truth anyways....

Most women actually desperately WANT to be that last lady holding the flowers. You've found a man who has game, experience and she's the LAST in that line, there's no one behind her. So he is loyal.

You're just trying to get back at men for doing the reverse of this because you're ashamed of your body count but the reality is that the same rules don't apply for men and women.

Sis to sis: stop lying to yourself.

[Kakumba Nelson @NellyKumba]

We need a campaign to demobilise Ugandans from going to Churches. Theses 40.years of acute pain and agony couldn't be a success if not these churches.

[hssn @Hssankirevu]

The only happy man in Uganda is that one who isn't aware of whats happening within the country!🇺🇬

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

Bros bottom jaw came #smooveoff and he gotta live the rest of his life with that no healthcare no painkillers no nothing

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The benefit is that people enjoy it. The even greater benefit is that groups of people enjoy it together. They shouldn’t overdo it, obviously, but enjoying something is actually a worthwhile benefit for human beings. We aren’t robots. Not every single thing we do needs to be “optimized.” At a certain point you have to enjoy your life or else what’s even the point of trying to extend it?

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

I would only tell a man's daughter one thing, that most men are profoundly lost, frightened creatures who do not understand themselves, let alone you. they arrive with their needs poorly disguised as affection and they are so sturdily convinced of their own sincerity that they will fool you for months, sometimes years. and this is not because they are evil, it is because they are unfinished. and unfinished men do terribly stupid things to the women that love them and then stand there baffled at the wreckage, as if some other man inside them did it all. that so the one thing i would tell her is this, you will not be able to tell the unfinished ones from the finished ones by their words. you can only tell by what they do when they are angry, or tired, or scared. that is where you see what you are actually working with

[D-Black @DBLACKGH]

If u can go clubbing , go the bathroom take a shit and come back to dance you’re a very dangerous person.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨FACT: Messi has scored the same amount of World Cup goals in his last 4 games as Ronaldo has scored in his entire life.