Long Haul Trucker Monke

Grand Poobah of Kalawao County

[Long Haul Trucker Monke @_AidoPotato]

This is the general idea behind my twitter

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

BIG news! Fat Bear Week will take place from September 23-30. The chubby cubby appetizer, Fat Bear Junior, will kick off on September 18-19. Stay tuned for bracket reveals, bear bios, and more details.

[Long Haul Trucker Monke @_AidoPotato]

@_zacho Handheld bidet in a Fairfield CT gas station bathroom

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

i took her to my penthouse then i freaked it

[Gary Koepnick @garykoepnick]

Grok knows.

https://t.co/g7ihWVV507

[Tyler Austin Harper @Tyler_A_Harper]

"I don't respect Bernie Sanders saying that the Democratic Party has abandoned the working-class..."

[Nancy Pelosi shifts uncomfortably atop a chaise lounge made of gold bars she got by Doing Money Crimes]

"...Anyway, I think it was the gays what did it."

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

Trae Crowder explains BRILLIANTLY to Trump supporters why they shouldn't be spiking the football for voting against their own self-interests.

If you only watch ONE video today, make it this one.

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Rogan went from saying stuff like this to endorsing a corrupt billionaire authoritarian conman warmonger who stands against virtually every policy he claimed to believe in

[Arch Shufflebottom, Esq. 🇹🇹 @ArchEsq]

Are the jerkmate servers down or is it just the Ole Miss library WiFi

[Long Haul Trucker Monke @_AidoPotato]

they put her down after this :(

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Phillies’ minor league baseball team bat dog takes a dump in the infield during her debut.

The 10-month-old Labrador retriever, Lucy May, was seen chaotically running through the infield before taking a potty break.

Lucy May had been training for months to take on the new position.

"The word my fiancé and I used was mortified. It felt like an eternity of her going in that dugout. When she squatted I definitely went to panic mode," said the dog's owner Andrew Davis.

[Long Haul Trucker Monke @_AidoPotato]

Doc says they have to put me down old yeller style

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I’m going to be the first sicko brave enough to introduce a population of howler monkeys to the temperate rainforests of North Carolina