Mr. Bloat

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I am extremely grateful to U.S Customs and Border Protection for getting this dangerous lethal dose of illegal anabolic steroids off of our streets

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how it feels to be the only person in the friend group that still wants to dirty bulk

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Type of girl that spawns in your life somehow when you don’t have a job

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Part of growing up is just realizing just how many people do steroids

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“Seed oils are deadly to the human body”
What they did to the rats to prove that:

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we’re injecting compounds from chinese provinces you’ve never heard of

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How it feels to be a natty who’s so gullible in a world full of deceitful monsters

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I believe Planet Fitness is days away from having a nuclear weapon

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Fent

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Update on the New York Dublin Portal lore

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Fent

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What if instead of silly putty it was called freaky putty

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@Bonzane1 @BANGenergy Haven’t had that in so long

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@yoaust1nd @StephenKing Don’t forget about the minor orgies can’t forget those

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@HannahSapp505 @BANGenergy I am in love with you

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“$100 if you can do a push up”

LMAO. Incredible things are happening. https://t.co/NlhMTd9DLa

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@iamyesyouareno LIFTOCRACY NOW

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@creepydotorg Goes hard