Calyn

Books. Anime. Stuff. Things.
💩I suck at Fortnite💩
✨Love Stuff Unironically✨

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

My life is held together by a series of poorly managed, yet very well executed, excel spreadsheet.

#ChaoticNeutral

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

@capstiller 🙃

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

Am I too late to resurrect this account from the grave? Is Twitter dead? Are we okay? Anyway...writing. books. fortnite. anime. pretty much anything to feel alive.

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Omfg the skeletons are HOT TO GO for Halloween

[E Latimer(News&Updates) @ELatimerWrites]

HERE IT IS! So excited to share the "chaotic bisexuals vrs murder forest" book with the world!

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

Book mail is my favorite kind of mail!! Happy book birthday to @meganpaasch_author!!! So excited to dive into this Dream To Me! https://t.co/TylGrkfSaE

[E Latimer(News&Updates) @ELatimerWrites]

Update on SAINT DEATH wip
(art by @csengeart )

"7 Saints.
7 Seals.
7 Weeks to survive."

Sapphic enemies-to-lovers forced to team up in a deadly, ghoul-filled competition. The rules? Find the 7 banishment seals before the clock ends it all, or the monster stalking them does

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

14% done with People We Meet on Vacation, by Emily Henry https://t.co/ht6gDOKQfR

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

71% done with The Love Hypothesis, by Ali Hazelwood: 🥵 https://t.co/669tNFg4LI

[The Painter is in. Sometimes. @mixeduppainter]

Soooooo this is kind of awkward seeing as she passed away multiple years ago but

it seems @Rock_andor_roll 's account has been hacked and is now promoting N / F / Ts so if you could go report that I'd appreciate it

[Brianna Whitrock (Shrum) @BriannaShrum]

Hi @TwitterSupport . My friend @Rock_andor_roll passed away and her account has been hacked by an NFT spammer who deleted all her old tweets, changed her name, bio, and avi, and took it. Asking you to please restore her account as it was and honor Louise Gornall’s memory

[The Duck of the Irish @ducksmakindough]

What a great commercial!!!#Coinbase #SuperBowl

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

On page 90 of 304 of The Midnight Library, by Matt Haig https://t.co/lxpXCK0Tcz

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

24% done with Eat Your Heart Out, by Kelly deVos https://t.co/8wZJnrOTwT

[Roselle Lim - updates only @rosellewriter]

Spontaneous Happy Friday Giveaway!

This is for an illustrated portrait (yours or a pet), your choice!

Will draw Monday, Aug 16!

Must be a follower to enter and must RT this tweet.

Yes, I’m using the portrait collage of my lovely team at Berkley as an example. :)

[Mark Elliott @markmobility]

Kudos to this Chattanooga mom telling a Tennessee school board that her daughter is now opting out of ALL school dress code restrictions. 😍😍😍

[c🏳️‍🌈 @rn_er_c]

Remember when you used to be asked, “Smoking or non-smoking?” at a restaurant?

No? That’s because we, as a society, made the decision that people who smoke can absolutely do so, but they don’t get to endanger others in the process.

Do you see where I’m going with this or

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

I'll do a story time soon because it's a WHOPPER...but I'll spoil it a bit and tell you the moral of the story is don't trampoline with idiots and the major plot arc is US health insurance is 🤮.

[Calyn @_aimtybfy_]

When I said I was exhausted and wanted a break THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

When I said I wanted a quiet week hanging out with my kids I DIDN'T MEAN MONTHS OF NOT BEING ABLE TO WALK

When I said I was tired, I DIDN'T MEAN PAIN MEDS THAT KNOCK ME OUT

Be careful what you wish for lol