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[Charlotte @RoylePin]

A can’t of coke ☹️

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

you gotta be faster

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i acted weird the other day i was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired

[MNJ @Mnjsales]

Sales been at an all time low since the start of 2022 but I’m not giving up a simple Retweet can help me find my next customer 🙏🏽❤️

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

girls please stop wearing Harley Davidson shirts if you don’t listen to his music

[dev @devvvrobot]

Not having had covid yet is starting to feel like a new type of virginity

[Drebae @Drebae_]

The “shhh” got me screaming.

Yeah we never getting out this pandemic I fear 😭

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

you want me to drink water. the thing that killed jack in titanic

[Niki “No Longer Here” Tonsky @nikitonsky]

We’ve come full circle

[teo @stereoteo]

my experience at astrofest. firstly, i would have to say that going through security was too easy, took about 30 seconds to go through a metal detector and didn’t even get searched but at the moment i was kinda grateful for it because of my enthusiasm to be there.

[Corey Jacob @coreytimes]

My mom just won her company’s Halloween costume contest as “Fifty Shades of Gray” 💀💀

[AndieIsOnline @AndieIsOnline]

imagine going to a haunted house and it's just this

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

[about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here

[charles (“you look good” - andy reid) mcdonald @FourVerts]

dawg dont come near me if you start your day with this