My girlfriend often asks what my favourite ever date of ours is. I say one of our first, a romantic walk in the park when it was snowing. But really, it was when we were drunk and she let me put it up her arse
So sweet. A lady on the 22:40 to Alicante has just had such a surprise. She sat down and her son walked out the cockpit, in full pilot’s uniform. To say she was shocked was an understatement. Mainly because he’s a bricklayer. Anyway, severe delays while the police arrest him.
will never forget the time I outed this guy for sending unsolicited dick pics and he made a fake account pretending to be a policeman to try and get me to delete my tweet 😭😭
6 weeks jail. There’s men with thousands of images of kids and toddlers being raped on their computers and walk free from court with community service and free counselling. Still, got to think of their human rights and mental health, don’t we.
Tonight I will oppose both compulsory vaccines for NHS staff, and the introduction of vaccine passports. Both measures are counterproductive and will create division when we need cooperation and unity.