Allie Jones

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[Allie Jones @_aj0ness]

This would get me

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Crocodiles in Indonesia have learned to “pretend to drown” in order to lure humans in to the water to eat them 🤯🐊

[buffy cummers @kinda_xavier]

@spidhrboyyy fight or flight kicked in she had to let everyone see her body tea one last time

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

nobody knowing what anybody was talking about here is taking me tf out

[Allie Jones @_aj0ness]

@creepydotorg

[Allie Jones @_aj0ness]

@joey3razor @MJDiAmore @super_liminal @Rick20391698115 @Briun9010 @garykoepnick @Gamer69isdead3 L

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

its so sad that i might never be a grandmother. ill never get to tell one granddaughter she looks thin and say nothing to the other one, all while having weird elbows

[Allie Jones @_aj0ness]

@SportCourtUS @dione298 @DeeTwoCents Read something. Look something up. How can you just blindly vote? It’s so selfish.

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

So when Trump fires all non-partisan career professionals in government, replaces them with radical loyalists within every nook and cranny of the US government, and adds radical judges everywhere.

And every one of you that voted for him finally wake up from your fucked up fantasy just like the folks that woke up after 4 years of the last shit show, only to realize it’s much much worse, and much more permanent, this time.

When the cancer you caused has infected every bit of the American system and it can’t be unwound for a lifetime.

What then?

Do you beg this country for forgiveness for choosing fascism because you were conned into believing your eggs are too expensive because of Joe Biden?

You just put Steve Bannon in charge of American policy.

You just put Michael Flynn in charge of our military.

You just put Alex Jones in charge of media and propaganda.

You just put Stephen Miller in charge of immigration policy.

You just put batshit crazy RFK Jr. in charge of health policy.

You just killed free public education and privatized schools, which you will have to pay for.

You just sealed the deal on a national abortion ban, because you’re demented if you think it’s not coming.

You just radicalized the Supreme Court for a generation.

You just made women less safe and less free.

You just made this country an oligarchy with the billionaires quite literally in charge now.

You just put in office the one person that believes a president is a king, with the fucking Supreme Court ruling to prove it in his back pocket!

You just ushered in Fascism.

Because your cereal costs more.

Congratulations.

[NATE @NATERERUN]

Please watch all these videos, they tore Halloween up 😭

[Bob (subscribe to Burn These Books) @PetriClub]

Guy: I’m voting for Kamala Harris

Average Navy Seal: okay? I am a gay pedophile

[Allie Jones @_aj0ness]

At 3pm there is still a lot of day left. At 4pm the day is over. Those are the rules.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

I think I’d like to do this for about 17 hours

[Allie Jones @_aj0ness]

Google photo memories alert, but it’s just 5 minutes of my ex and her dead cat 🥴

[Allie Jones @_aj0ness]

Did I imagine this or did they just drop Fairbairn on the ground

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Kamala Harris just released the best political ad that I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

omfg crying

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i’m not even joking when i say this is one of the greatest songs of all time

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

Stevie Wonder when he's home alone: