adrian

born filipino, raised swagipino 💯

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

hentaivirus? yea I got one of them on my parents computer before

[🐳 @2001V01]

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

[transgender caterpillar @NoNightingxles]

it was all just a bad dream...

[Q ™️ @QTHESTORMM]

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!!

BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW

[Andrew Quinn @hiAndrewQuinn]

Thinking about a guy I knew in college who was obsessed by the hero's journey and would refer to every girl who rejected him as "refusal of the call"

[adrian @_ajgreaves]

americans when they have to explain their reasoning behind invading greenland: okay imagine a mcdonalds

[George @BehizyTweets]

SOON the people of Greenland will be free.

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That’s just brainslop. You only came up with that by thinking

[Errai @errai]

Banger? I hardly know h- (blank gaze) I hardly know myself these days

[NBA Youngbob Official @bust_bob]

No Country for Chopped Unc

[adrian @_ajgreaves]

fat bear fall has arrived pass it on

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Big bear bellies, bigger bear glories.

Fat Bear Week is here.

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

that’s right

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

being normal performatively

[Chris @citehchris]

putting a 3rd caffeinated drink in your anxiety riddled body big dawg?

[WhosBreezy @WhosBreezyUK]

you will never guess what song Not Like Us transitions into at the end

[Not Hostile Takeover @n0th0stl3tk0v3r]

not right now kitten. daddys in the trenches

[travis👍 @higgzorz]

Americans be like fuckk dude i cant. i got burger tomorrow