Strawberry Claude 🍓

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Strawberry Claude btw...
NO. 1 OUTCLAW GRRR!!!

[Strawberry Claude 🍓 @_aka_eij]

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ‼️

[mirrorball 🪐 @cleedumbest]

If Jeo likes you or has a crush on you, hindi ka niya sisikuhin at sasabihan ng “Doon ka nga.” He wouldn’t answer you with “Wala akong first impression sa’yo” in a tone that sounds annoyed either. This is just me speaking as a fan who has been following him since then ++

[valko’s jamaican cinnabon 💜 @pinkjoonmoon]

Where can I get a otome game that’s filled with smut

[Strawberry Claude 🍓 @_aka_eij]

I am literally just funding his lifestyle so he can stuff his cheeks with food on video and get to watch it

[roman (^__-)☆ @romyeong]

more ppl need to have this mindset abt kpop and jpop

[Beloved 🕸️🦪 @Be__thebest]

“Do you have the balls to do it ”

Balls are weak and too fragile to stretch. I have the uterus to do it.

[Octavio ထ HOLOSTARS EN @octavio_holo]

@yukinomitaii Nadamay pa nga

[khryzz ☆(⚯) @neaminaxo]

i know 🎫 was so obvious enough that he was a fan of 🌈en and jp, but he's on other level i fear

[Morgan your adorkable, huggable, travel-sized AuRa @MorganLfei_XIV]

"Why do Filipino kids follow a strict curfew in the rural parts of the Philippines?"

The lowest tier of monster (aswang) in the Philippines:

[sua's lesbian lover 🎀 @femmevalko]

lads is only a "safe space for women" if you're cis, nonblack, and straight.

[timi @Timiii360]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice

[Strawberry Claude 🍓 @_aka_eij]

Its literally lazulight holy shit

[giga Jackson🐠⛅🕊❤️‍🩹🐰 🎣☁️🦁⚔️ @Jackson01710603]

Hi LazuLight!

[Octavio ထ HOLOSTARS EN @octavio_holo]

Does UST have a Vtuber audience

[松子酒（接交友投稿） @Songzjiu]

性爱小技巧：舔穴教程
从女生躺下、双腿自然分开开始。你跪在她两腿之间，先别急着埋头。用手掌从大腿内侧慢慢往上推，拇指在腹股沟轻轻按两下，让她知道你要开始了。用鼻尖或嘴唇先蹭过阴唇外侧，不碰阴蒂，只呼吸。
第一阶段：外围预热（30–60秒）
用舌面从会阴往上，整片阴唇外侧来回舔两遍，速度慢，压力中等。左右大阴唇用嘴唇含住轻轻吮一下，再放开。小阴唇用舌尖沿着边缘描，像在描一条湿润的线。这一步目的不是直接给高潮，是让整个区域充血、变敏感。她开始扭腰或用手按你的头，就可以进入下一阶段。
第二阶段：阴蒂外围画圈（最容易翻车的地方）
阴蒂不要一开始就又快又狠。先用舌面盖住整个阴蒂包皮区域，左右缓慢移动，像用舌头给它做热敷。然后改用舌尖，在包皮外围画很小的圆，一圈顺时针、一圈逆时针，圈越画越小。每画三四圈，用嘴唇把阴蒂连同包皮轻轻含住，吮一下就松开，再继续画。
她如果突然夹腿或发出短促的声音，说明已经对了，保持这个节奏，不要突然加速。
第三阶段：阴蒂直攻 + 节奏变化
把包皮轻轻上推（用拇指或舌尖），露出阴蒂头。用舌尖点、舔、绕三种动作交替：
点：短促轻点顶部
舔：从下往上扫过
绕：绕着阴蒂头画极小的圈
每做8–10下，改成整片舌面贴上去左右摩擦两下，给她一个“面积感”的缓冲，然后再回到舌尖。速度可以慢慢加快，但力度始终由轻到中，观察她大腿内侧是否发抖、腰是否往上送。
第四阶段：内外同时（杀招组合）
一只手的中指或食指蘸女生自己的水润滑，从阴道口缓慢进入，指腹朝上找G点（通常在入口内约4–6厘米、朝肚脐方向的海绵状区域）。手指在里面做“过来”的弯曲动作，同时舌头继续在阴蒂上保持刚才找到的节奏。
进阶版：手指在里面缓慢画圈或做“勾”，舌头在外面同步画反向的小圈。内外节奏错开一点，她会更难适应，也更容易失控。
第五阶段：她快到的时候怎么收
感觉她呼吸变乱、大腿内侧肌肉持续收紧、阴蒂变硬变敏感时，有两种选择：
1加速收尾：舌头改成快速、小幅度的左右扫或点，手指在G点上加快“过来”的频率，但幅度变小。保持到她高潮，高潮过程中不要立刻停，继续轻舔阴蒂外围帮她把余波延长。
2折磨版（对应你前面说的女上那种“慢杀”思路）：她马上要到的瞬间，舌头改成极慢、极贴的整面摩擦，手指几乎停在G点上只做轻微按压。她会自己把腰送上来求你快点。再突然恢复快速，通常会直接过线。
高潮后阴蒂会非常敏感，立刻改成用嘴唇含住整个区域轻轻吮、或改舔大阴唇和大腿内侧，给她30–60秒不应期缓冲，再决定要不要第二轮。
实用注意
牙齿绝对不能碰到阴蒂。
舌头保持湿润，中途可以抬头咽一口或用手指把润滑带上来。
她说“慢一点”“轻一点”立刻照做，说“就这样”就锁定当前动作不要加戏。
她高潮后阴道还在一收一放时，你把舌头或手指停在里面感受那个节奏，再轻轻跟上，体感会特别强。
建议15–20分钟：前3分钟预热、中间8分钟主攻、后面留反应和收尾。
按这个节奏做，比单纯“狂舔阴蒂”有效得多。

[⋆.𐙚 ̊su @rafcalsballsker]

I just saw someone say it’s okay for Valko to be a virgin cause his Chinese lesbian sisters can teach him how to eat a puh 😭

[✴︎ @kakeosa]

elitism final bosses:
1. mga anti-piracy sa isang third world country
2. mga tinatawag na niche ang wired earphones kasi ginagamit ng mga mayayaman
3. mga mayayaman na feeling oppressed kasi di marunong mag-tagalog pero dito naman lumaki at nag-aral
4. mga ass licker ng white ppl

[bre @BreTweetz]

Every concert should be filmed professionally & sent to ticket buyers via email afterwards.

That way, less people will be on their phones during the show. More living in the moment!

[CyYuVtuber General Arc @CyYuVtuber]

"Hey CyYu, why don't you catch up to _____"

tries to catch up

"Hey CyYu, why aren't you catching up to _____"

Switches and tries to catch up

"So I guess CyYu hates this game now..."

SWITCHES AGAIN

"CyYu is NEVER going to-"

I HAVE 12 JOBS LEAVE ME ALONE!!

[MAJOR @Squeeze1i]

AO3 👏🏻 DOESN'T 👏🏻 HAVE 👏🏻 AN 👏🏻 ALGORITHM 👏🏻

ITS👏🏻 A 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 ARCHIVE 👏🏻

ITS 👏🏻 IN 👏🏻 THE FUCKING 👏🏻 NAME 👏🏻

[sav 🐟🐺 #VALKOTOBER @wolfayel]

“i dont want to lose the 50/50 to him”
WOMP WOMP THIS IS LITERALLY A GACHA GAME

“i dont want to see her in the kindleds”
WOMP WOMP SHES A CUSTOMIZED MC THATS THE WHOLE POINT

“im a pure main and hate all other LIs”
WHY ARE YALL PLAYING A GACHA OTOME GAME??? 😭