Amanda Klaus Henggeler

Photographer, couch lady, wife and mom. IG:@amandaklausphoto

[Amanda Klaus Henggeler @_aklaus_]

Damn y’all, I should’ve invested in some stock back then…

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[FELIX @FellMentKE]

@BenjaminEnfield Twitter made it to the next round

[BuzzFeed Shopping @bfshopping]

going back 2 our early 2010's roots since twitter is also being funky

[NPR Politics @nprpolitics]

JUST IN: President Trump has left the White House for the final time as the 45th president of the United States.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

My God

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The US government is paying private businesses $775 per day to keep children in sub-human conditions.

For that money, these kids could stay at the Hilton, eat from the buffet, and we’d still have millions to spare.

Someone is making a KILLING off the torture of children.

[Jacob Soboroff @jacobsoboroff]

This is how a Border Patrol official told staff in an e-mail they could start searching buses for undocumented immigrants:

"Happy hunting, stay safe, and have fun!"

Read this new report by @adielkaplan and @Vanessa_Swales for @NBCInvestigates. https://t.co/GlF7io83Vs

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Like pro-lifers, I believe in protecting the life of the child. Where we differ is I want to protect the girl being forced to have a baby at 12, and the toddler being separated from his parents & kept in a cage for the crime of wanting a safer life. See we’re dif but the same!

[Amanda Klaus Henggeler @_aklaus_]

@SesameWorkshop Are there plans for Esme and Roy merchandise? My 21 mos old has been “beeping” noses since she was 1, learned to say “amazing!” from Roy, and just said “Esme and Roy” for the first time! I’d really love to get her an Esme doll!

[ugh @gIitering]

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don’t ever leave the house
but
still would like to be invited
to leave the house
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[Amanda Klaus Henggeler @_aklaus_]

@KidfreshFoods I found what looks and feels to be a blood clot in one of the Mighty Meaty Chicken Meatballs. Can someone explain this? I’ve fed my toddler a LOT of these and I’ve never seen anything like this. It’s disgusting.

[Allison Hoffman @craftyiscool]

What great news! @PublishersWkly gave my book, #AmiguruMEEats, a ⭐️ starred⭐️ review, which means it's one of their top picks for books released that week! Coming April 2nd! 📚 https://t.co/wMLqSf7N8D

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Elmo is the ONLY choice.

Grover: too anxious

Cookie Monster: would go through cookie withdrawal & who even knows what his sober personality is

Oscar: anyone who chooses Oscar should be on a watchlist

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

So good

[Amanda Klaus Henggeler @_aklaus_]

@BoxLunchGifts I’ve already been told by two customer service members in almost identical robotic emails that no help can be given.

[Amanda Klaus Henggeler @_aklaus_]

If you want good customer service, do NOT order from @BoxLunchGifts. A mug I bought for my husband in Dec became corrosive and the inside design came off and I just have to throw it out after only 2 months of occasional use. Super shitty. @RickandMorty

[redrum.R.I.H #longlivejamee #justiceforjamee @JayWiick]

“Imma just wake up early and do it then”