Akshaj Maldikar

I'm not unfunny

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

My bags went missing after Air France delayed my flight & rebooked me with EgyptAir, causing more missed connections and huge stress. Can you urgently assist in tracing my luggage and resolving this? @airfrance @EGYPTAIR

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@dar_sucks

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

After seeing the events of last few days.. I am glad I chose engineering.

Saala yeh hedge fund, short squeeze samaj hi nahi aa raha.

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

Vaccine chodo pehle job do

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@utterclueless @Prateek199617 No diwali cleaning for us. We have Thanksgiving

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@biryani_masala

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@shivaji_141 Wrong.

Parle-G with tea >>>>>>>>> Oreo with anything

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@shivaji_141 💸💸💸

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@anxshkadey This pandemic

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@sarishaprabhu It's the same for me but for awkward/cringe worthy actions

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@Spamaxo True.. while foreigners praise India for its diversity

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@ShubhiA111 Humse bhi milao in saab ko

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@BhushanBakre 😂😂😂

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@utterclueless @_akshays26 @Prateek199617 It's bad news only. For NASA 😂

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@utterclueless Tough one but this:
Naruto x Sasuke

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@naynika For me it'll always be Maa ke haath ka khaana😭

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@biryani_masala And ransom is just extra pocket money

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@_shivaniiiii Not much difference for me though

[Akshaj Maldikar @_akshaj]

@shivaji_141