Alicia Larson

[Lindsey White @lewlew08]

Nene and Kim

[Jamie @JamieIs4PF]

You'd be in jail for beating your wife and breaking your son's arm lol

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

This week’s main story is about why if Donald Trump wins a second term, it could be much worse than his first. It’s also largely about MILF Manor 2. All sorts of things are important, including the future president of the United States and, of course, MILF Manor 2.

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Now THIS was a HELL of a run

[chriscjackson on Bluesky @ChrisCJackson]

“Guess who can still tweet motherfuc-”

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

225,000 people are dead in this country. Vote for their families. There are black men and women being oppressed in this country who are regularly murdered by police. Vote for their families. There are 545 children who may never see their parents again. Vote for humanity.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today would have been George Floyd’s 47th birthday, and he should be alive to celebrate it.

I made a promise to his family that I won’t let him become just another hashtag — and I’ll work every day as president to keep that promise.

[ev’s 🤍 @evaabreanna]

Y’all ever look at someone’s snapchat story and just delete them?

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Nothing is worse than trying to gossip with a straight guy.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My Bank Account Me 24/7

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

so no head?

[Kellendrya Velaryon @theboudoirmadam]

Listen...she brought what she had to the table

[Ayat @klnkane]

y’all wanted the roaring 20s so bad here’s your stock market crash damn

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

living with your parents
pros: it’s free
cons: everything else

[Nobody important @Woah_Dere_Boii]

Broke people go out the most