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[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[MiaRevenge @MiaRevengeee]

Try a whole 9 months without Big Brother #BB28

[✨ Darryl D’Angelo 🧞 @Corner2016]

Silky basically lost the HOH, was nominated, lost veto, and gagged the house by flipping the vote to save herself the night before the live eviction! #DragRace #BB28

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

its been 10 fucking years and they're still using this random woman over and over and over again

the entire world changed, the economy is in shambles, job market is horrific, and the gov. is trapped in some neo-gamergate era and focuses on "triggering libs" rather than governing

[Stephen Richer @stephen_richer]

Sure. You'd just need to:

1) Forge her signature (commit a felony).

2) Hope your forgery is sufficiently accurate

3) Hope that she (intended voter) doesn't call election office and ask about why she never got a ballot (in which case that mail ballot would be deactivated, and it would be investigated if returned)

4) Hope that she doesn't send back a replacement ballot or show up to vote in person (in which case the same as #3 would happen).

But more importantly, instead of showing us a picture of a mail ballot (which could just be from anywhere and is not evidence of material fraud), why don't you answer:

Where are the mass arrests? Trump has been in office for 18 months now. And there have been lots of ambitious Republican prosecutors and sheriffs in office for 6 years since the 2020 election.

And together they've scraped up a handful of individual voters. A few noncitizens vote. A few people voting in multiple jurisdictions.

Hundreds of thousands of hours have been searching. And yet...

What you have is, at best, evidence of a clerical error that yielded no harm.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

“you chose books I chose looks” is sending me cause baby where

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i hope the next global trend will be empathy and critical thinking.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

It's a busy news day but I'm taking the afternoon off to head to the ballpark, because it's important to enjoy the good things America has to offer ✌️

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[Peter Hamby @PeterHamby]

i saw this clip on mute and thought this was Marty Funkhouser

[toulouse grande @bratvalentines]

gay halloween is gonna be insane this year

[🅰️ @abzMCFC___]

inter deadass lost 5-0 😭😭😭

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump looks dazed as he's driven to his golf club today

(Roberto Schmidt/Getty)

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

DEMBELE EQUALIZES IN THE UCL FINAL FROM THE SPOT! GAME ON!

[alberto @_albaeto]

Idgaf if PSG humbled Chelsea af this season. LETS GOOOOOOOO

[alberto @_albaeto]

This is a European final….why tf is there someone in the crowd with a whistle almost as loud as the ref’s????