papa albert

active.

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

parents really ate with "one day you'll understand" cause one day arrived fr😞

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Major cheat code for life: Become difficult to rush. The world will pressure you to rush into everything. Rushed decisions. Rushed conversations. Rushed relationships. Rushed timelines. There's immense power in rejecting that trend. Slow down. Create space to think clearly.

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

"Este trabajo me tiene vuelto loco"
Yo en el trabajo:

[Sam Yang @samdoesarts]

Me

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

“i was born prematurely cause i was rushing to see you” 😂

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

Women are so creative 😂

[The1andonlydavidrixx @RixThereal99054]

Gay ass demon

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’ve never seen anything more accurate

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[Andy @AndyCocaine]

Nah what 😭🔥🔥🔥

[autist @litteralyme0]

“Dad, why are your friends my uncles”

The lore I'm about to drop:

[EDITS BOKE @EditsBoke]

Mira lo que es eso, suban el sueldo del diseñador

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[Sir Gregory @gregzry]

Time to create the National Housing Task force to see if we can come up with a solution.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Optimus Prime had me standing up in the theater like I was gonna fight Decepticons

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Rolex just opened a new boutique on the Swiss Alps inside a former telecommunications tower 🤯

[Maybe: Macky 𓅓 🇪🇸 @OneMacky_]

Me reaching work this morning.

Me: Morning Sekki

Security Guard: 4woce Ina Night time one a e time

Honestly... weh dat mean?

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Japan spamming 100 crosses into the box despite the height disadvantage

[⚡️Lightning Pillar ⚡️🇩🇪 @iKingcoRey]

Collecting 5 at the world cup >>> not qualifying for the world cup. Move man