ya boi Alec

I’m just a regular everyday normal guy

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Haven’t done this in awhile but hey a new song in the works

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Going to Ross feels like a Mexican’s version of thrifting

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

white people when they hear "mr brightside" at the function

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

A Pacific Northwest side quest

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Costco shopping videos are starting to pop up in my algorithm am I Unc now

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Idea
3D glasses at the Movie theater but they just unlock subtitles

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

This next Great Depression could be my only chance to buy a house in my lifetime

[Darth Thunder ⚡ @XDarthThunderX]

Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Still amazed how Costco sells their hot dogs for $1.50 cause there’s borderline crack cocaine in it

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Leave it to me to drop my AirPod case in the stair master never to be seen again

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Even as an adult I forget that Muppets are in fact not real people

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

If I hear one more person say “I don’t want anything for Christmas” then they really ain’t getting anything

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

I gotta have all the socials show off my new beauty

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

It’s always gotta rain the day after I wash my car

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Going to the zoo and rating the animals based on the chances of me winning a fight against them

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

How is it a 24 hour gym when you close at 8

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Damn I’m really at that age where I’m excited to buy an Instapot

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

How does the GPS know how much I’m gonna be speeding

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

Damn it’s STILL January?

[ya boi Alec @_alecgon]

It’s not even out yet and I’ve already seen spoilers for No Way Home😞