Alejandro Navarro

ALV

[pinkerton @sagejackson_]

Coachella Valley locals, next week. If you skate, even better.

[Alejandro Navarro @_alejandronav]

Went snorkeling today and fucked up a sea urchin

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@Fuck_Pichuu Actually @Fuck_Pichuu is the awesome one 🫡🥵🏋️

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@sagejackson_ Everyone is always scared to be in the front 😔

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I used my roommate’s ketchup and he hasn’t spoke to me in 3 weeks

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I got a new phone

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Today at work the students made jerk in front of them

[José Ramón Fernández @joserra_espn]

Muere el GRAN Vicente Fernández, el cantante de música ranchera más popular de las últimas décadas. Se apaga una voz única, un hombre que llevó nuestra música a todos los rincones del planeta.
Un abrazo con todo afecto a su familia. DEP El Charro de Huentitán #VicenteFernandez

[Alejandro Navarro @_alejandronav]

My girlfriend accidentally peed on her dog

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@Fuck_Pichuu Wasssup foo 🤟

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Today in my internship I had to do a presentation in front of all of the counselors and I nervously burped 3 times during the presentation. They all laughed

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I need a tolerance break from hot cheetos

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The fart I release inside my car after holding it in during work is always a highlight of my day

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@clickjonesscott Rumor has it that you get a free wash if it rains the day of your wash

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This is Ernesto watching the shit out of Frozen

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If I had a nickel for every red light I ran through, I would easily have 6.75$

[Alejandro Navarro @_alejandronav]

There was this student who was selling chips out of his bag. As I approached him he got nervous because he thought I was gonna get him in trouble. But then I asked him “Do you take Venmo?” He laughed and gave me hot fries for free 🤓

[Alejandro Navarro @_alejandronav]

Every time I speak in class, I end up regretting it because I feel I sound like a complete bozo

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Today is my mom’s and cousin’s birthday. So I’m going to flip a coin to see who I’ll call first, just so I can add a little more excitement to my life.

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@Fuck_Pichuu