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[al @_alepandra_]

idk who needs to hear this but clean your fuckin bong

[al @_alepandra_]

@FlatbushZombies so happy i got to see you again, so sorry for the uncultured crowd 😓 #fuckutah

[She Extends @68tilinfinity]

Does your straight boyfriend know he's in a queer relationship

[day ッ @_daytonn]

i am so grateful i grew up in the just dance era because these tik tok dances gotta go

[NITTI @NittiMusic]

So Im in the airport bathroom and some one in the stall next to me is crying, and I mean really crying, but in between the sobs I just couldnt hold it and farted so loud he heard it and laughed a little. Am I a hero? Im not sure thats for the world to decide.

[laura plant @lauralouu30]

storm chasin in West Texas

[prance @bocxtop]

very cool of them to end the mask requirements just in time for pollen to rawdog my immune system

[🍊 @cl3mentines]

look at this photo I just found of little me and my babysitter LMAO

[mugiwara @ZOverwhelming]

If u dont wanna go to work just sit in ur car with it on in the garage for a lil while and eventually youll be excused from work indefinitely :) life hack

[al @_alepandra_]

@billietheballer IM SORRY

[s @salvucciodamico]

My grandmother fighting for her rights as an Italian <3

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

I think I got the wrong link

[mugiwara @ZOverwhelming]

gmail stands for gangster mail i think

[mar @itsmariannnna]

weed daddy

[fuckmarrywill.bsky.social @fuckmarrywill]

why the fuck would a duck ask for grapes at a lemonade stand

[al @_alepandra_]

@himynameisrvmos @Ashleeyyyh i barely come on twitter, THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH I MISS YOU SO BAD

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

there was a fly on my window and I hate flies so I tried to kill it but i ended up punching through my entire window. Now I have these deep cuts on my wrist and i’m bleeding out. I’m on my way to the ER and they’re not gonna believe me