youâre more racist than the US without the money
youâre more classist than Europe without an upper class
youâre nationalists with no cultural exports
youâre Zionists for free
you look down on your neighbors while being broker than them
youâre third world without good food
âWell his name was Folarin Balogun, thatâs a mouthful isnât it? And they gave him a red card. Very unfair. Very nasty. So I called up FIFA and I said âFIFA you better give us our guy backâ and they did. And they did it so fast itâd make your head spin. But it turns out heâs an anchor baby so weâre gonna deport him after the World Cup. We have to do it.â