.alexa.

party gets me wetter

[.alexa. @_alexastinson]

i haven’t posted on here in 3 years but why my old shit so funny lmao like wtf happened to me

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[bibi @cozmictae]

so no Justin Bieber?

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“do a line of coke or take your ex back”
Me:

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me: tell me the truth I won’t get mad
also me:

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

My Problem is I want to be treated like this 24/7

[Jose @Glick_Owens]

The hate in my heart

[logan 🥤 @Kermeq]

me waiting for the bartender to look at me so i can order my drink

[Niggaless Cage @afriasian]

LMFAOOOOO No cause why did he start doing that???

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Them: You can’t just cut people out your life like that

Me:

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it

The rest of the apps:

[faith @faiththegemini]

woke up this morning, coochie on hard.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

mfs be like “ong she on my dick bro”

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me returning to the function after puking

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me walking to the bathroom pretending to be sober (not knowing where i am)