Alex Carpenter

⚫️Woo Pig—if not, fuck you⚫️Humble Father⚫️USAF Vet✈️

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

Do whatever pleases you, because in the end no matter what you do people will still judge you.

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

Lifetime sit-down to pee guy. Tried standing tonight. Instantly understood why I rejected this lifestyle in the first place.

[Arkansas Men’s Basketball 🐗 @RazorbackMBB]

THIS. IS. ARKANSAS. BASKETBALL. 🐗🏀

[Klean 🧽 @Kleanisklean]

@nypost Oh shut the fuck up video games did not do this

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

Where in the world did our good ole twitter GCs go?

[0HOUR1 @__0HOUR1_]

Look at his face 🤣 😂 😆

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

It’s been a while 🙆🏻‍♂️

[Kerry Slone(Stilettos&Shotguns) @thereal_SnS]

New Chik-fil-A ad has dropped for Pride Month.

[ℳ𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝓃ℯ𝓋ℯ𝓇 𝑔ℴ𝓃𝓃𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓀ℯ 𝒾𝓉 @simplyunclassy]

Listen, staying single for the rest of my life is where I’m at in life cause men suck.

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

@Jazzyyyyy_16 I did with my female best friend in high school and we’ve not talked since graduation

[kasey marie @kaseymariesull]

this mf part

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

Alright twit twats.. I’m back.

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

Rain ✔️
Bed ✔️
New episode of mobland ✔️

Only thing missing is a big set of naturals in my mouth.

[Alex Carpenter @_alexcarpenter]

Women can’t just be straight up.

If you want a good time, say that.

If you want a relationship, say that.

Don’t worry about being offensive. Tell a guy what you want so he can figure out if it’s something he can provide or not

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

me and who