𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔

✄ 𝙲𝚘𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚐𝚒𝚜𝚝 •w𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝑮𝒐𝒅 𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒔 𝑯𝒆 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒗𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒔•

[Lo @_lmmmmw]

jealous of the sky because it has you

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

Dixie is really embarrassed that she has to wear a diaper 😂🥺

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

Y’all run me my money tho, my dog chewed my LV up

[Dandadan Hate Club ™️ @sekkispeaks]

The government is really showing their ass over $1400. Talking about their afraid of people quitting their jobs and retiring... with $1400. $1400??? One four zero zero dollars!?

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

@riiiiccccooo Angola teachers were a lot better at harassment than actually teaching lemme tell ya 😂

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

@riiiiccccooo Honorable mention #2: Linda Ridenbock literally threatening me as I’m walking out of school to never wear my white sweater again because she could “see my tank top underneath”. That’s all for today.

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

@riiiiccccooo Honorable mention: getting dress coded for my romper being shorter than my LONG SLEVE COVER UP and then forcing me to change into gym clothes that weren’t even mine or my size for the rest of the day because they wouldn’t allow me to leave and change.

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

@riiiiccccooo Not naming names but this male teacher (Mr. Buchanan), made me go to the office for two small slits above my knees in my jeans because they were “to distracting”. I walked back in his class with grey leggings and yelled “hope these are less distracting”

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

🥺🥺🥺

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

I want Alex Trebek to run for president

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

~anxiety~ especially right after dad mowed and it was so hot out that the dead grass got brown and crunchy......it was so itchy 😭 had to be there tho.

[caleb🃏 @cxlxbbb]

you just had to be there

[monti @fathermonts]

mannn u just had to be there

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

I had a female gyno laugh in my face and judge me for not being on bc and I had a male gyno sit down and answer all my questions......a male gyno has delivered all my nephews and been amazing to my sisters. Gender doesn’t matter.

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i hate male gynecologists. i would literally have a random woman off the street deliver my baby before i’d go to a male gynecologist.

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

@katterinalo Right!!! I’m mad that it was made to be such a negative thing

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

This mean boy on the bus used to tell me it meant gay ass people and then I went home and cried and told my mom I didn’t want to wear anymore Gap stuff

[Gay Shea @SheaVance]

I can’t believe GAP hoodies are now a trend ???? 10 year old me is still traumatised because people bullied me and said it stood for gay and proud and that’s why I was wearing it 😭😭😭😭😭 fuck everyone

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

Literal hair goddess wtf 🥺😍

[C O U R T @courtnationnn]

Black women >>>

[Brittany Dawn @itsbrittanydawn]

not sure who needs this tonight but one day you’ll look back and be thankful that it went God’s way and not yours.

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

My dog was mad at me and wanted attention so she bit the fridge????

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

Y’all I’ve been crying for no reason about everything for like a week. Are we in some retrograde???? Someone explain.

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

@fuzzymuzzyy 💗

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

@misstorrieann I have a lot of respect for her for sure 😂

[𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒊𝒔 @_alexis_smith]

My boyfriends mom just grabbed a pizza roll STRAIGHT OFF THE SHEET still in the oven and STUCK IT DIRECTLY in her mouth and ate it. This woman is a badass 😂