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let your mind feel free

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[texcellence @_alexisbaum]

Can you tell my dads one regret from moving is moving somewhere that doesn’t have sheetz

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So crazy to me how the body reacts to stress 😖

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I’ve been talking on the phone with my brother for 3 hours and I couldn’t be happier

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Had the week from hell but this ....😭 beautiful @JeffreeStar

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My anxiety = freaking out because a bee flew into my car, watched it fly back out the window, and still slightly freaking out cause it could still be in here and I could have been seeing things...🤦🏼‍♀️

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Placed on offer on a house today. When did I become an adult ?

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Who wants to come to Florida and be my wedding photographer?

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My bestie bought Peach Goddess and dropped it so we tried to reset it and it didn’t work so I bought Peach Goddess for us and life was great until I dropped it last night and screamed so loud my husband thought i was getting murdered 😂😭 3rd times a charm. Klutzes @JeffreeStar

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@DStillwagon “It’s up to you” - anthem of the indecisive

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Beat my prior record and worked 142 hours in 2 weeks......help

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Was supposed to have 3 days off this week. Now I have maybe 1. In search of a new career path.

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Threw up in my kitchen sink last night. Happy new year.

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Worked 140 hours in 2 weeks. I wish I was lying

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Nothing pisses me off more than riding in an Uber that doesn’t know what he’s doing. Bro you have a gps! Get the fuck out let me drive

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needed to have a mental breakdown but there’s not enough time in the day so currently crying, eating my lunch, and working through my break time

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I’m so full my fucking back hurts

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There’s a fucking smoking bar in the Atlanta airport. Where the fuck am I

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Just watched a scary ass movie and literally 3 unexplained things just happened in my apartment and now I’m moving out

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My dad finally accepted my friend request on Facebook lolz