alexjandro

has a hot fiancée

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#NewProfilePic FOLKS,,,, 💍

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Pete Fairstanks

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I am begging the marlins radio broadcast to sell more than these 4 ad spots

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it’s actually from shaking so many hands

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 PICTURED: Former Prince Andrew with a large bruise on his face earlier today

[Tramell Jones Jr. Burner @easygator7]

FSU fans don’t even talk shit anymore, they just look back at you like this

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Welcome back Ryan Gusto

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Leads the league in xwNECK+

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lolmets

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Me in 2015 before emailing my professor begging them to round my final grade to a C-

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MIDTERMS

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Sandy phantom IL 🔜

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Sandy phantom IL 🔜

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He’s running!

[Art Encyclopedia @artenpedia]

Naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama desert coast in Chile, dating to around 7000 BC

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absolute planetarium on this lad

[Politics & Poll Tracker 📡 @PollTracker2024]

NYT: Chris Ewing, 68, a staunch Republican in San Antonio who said he was torn between the two candidates for U.S. Senate. “Paxton was endorsed by Trump, but Paxton is also immoral,” he said.

“I didn’t want to vote for Cornyn, but I did, because he was more righteous.”

#TexasSenate

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They’re gonna run on Joe Mack / Sandy like Olympic track stars tonight

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Anyone wanna mail me a cup 🥺

[Fish On First @FishOnFirst]

Wait for it...

First 5,000 fans at Sunday's Marlins game will get this color-changing cup.

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The wife has me blocked on twitter cause “I don’t want marlins shit on my algorithm”

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Xavier Edwards is on that Barry Bonds juice I won’t hear otherwise

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I mean… kinda

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Joe Mack walk off nuke #BucciOvertimeChallenge

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Joe Mack walk off nuke #BucciOvertimeChallenge

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This Goodfellas scene is my exact layoff experience. Walked into the office with a pen & paper ready to take notes on the meeting with a smile on my face

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda

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That’s the silliest bitch of a game ending double play I’ve ever seen