lex sleuther

House of They. 🏳️‍🌈 flow artist and fire spinner 🔥 Civil rights attorney - nothing is legal advice, arguably not even what i say at work

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

i often wonder who i’d be had the world encouraged me to pursue artistic endeavors with the same fervor as it did academic ones

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

there’s something so powerful about telling a man you only watch women’s sports

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

yt ppl specifically, please for fucks sake learn how to pronounce people’s names.

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

what is it with older people and abbreviated things in ways no one can decipher

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

Literally every time I get on a conference call with a man, they say some iteration of “I’m not sure how familiar you are with…” or “I don’t know how many cases you’ve handled in this district…”

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

i’m sorry but whoever came up with “frozen hot chocolate” is a menace to society

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

Me: wow practicing law is so stressful
Me after 5pm: let me watch the bear to decompress

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

having a partner who you don’t have to project manage for is life changing

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

dnb makes me work so much faster

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

men love to do exactly 1 set of an ab workout

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

y’all ever come home to your pets and think they were definitely speaking to each other while you were gone

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

seeing women’s college basketball finally getting the recognizing it deserves is a highlight of my life

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

men will tell you an epiphany they last week, and it’ll be something every woman in the room knew at 12

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

talking with a man about sports feels like a standardized exam

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

me interacting with any service worker: “have you ever thought about unionizing?”

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

public restrooms should have elevator music or something

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

a stranger in public just asked me if i liked to play chess, which was really confusing to me until after the conversation when i remembered i have a giant chess piece tattooed on my leg

i’m sure he’ll be thinking about my “not really” for a while

[Jason Mitchell @JasonMitchellSA]

A reminder, lawyers, that you don’t need to define John Smith as “(Mr Smith)”. I assure you that your reader will find the mental fortitude to connect the dot(s) from John Smith to Mr Smith.

[lex sleuther @_alexontherise]

i don’t think government attorneys should be allowed to say their practice area is “constitutional law” or “civil rights”