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goblin king. devin’s wife.

[👑 @_alisaking]

you can’t tell me that I don’t have the cutest friends

[👑 @_alisaking]

I hate how emotional I get when it comes to my dad. You’d think after nearly 3 decades that I’d be immune to his bullshit but here we are!!

[bug girl @buggirl]

if someone was watching my cat and they let her outside and she was EATEN BY COYOTES ohhh right okay well i’m chasing you with a knife until your meet & greet with the devil at midnight

[👑 @_alisaking]

It was literally just chocolate ice cream with strawberry and cheesecake pieces 😭

[SouichiBouichi @DfuckingKING]

My wife and I went to Culver’s yesterday after we took baby on a walk and I forgot to order my wife’s ice cream so when we got to the window I added it to our order and the woman working the window turned to someone and said “the change to order 24 is disgusting” and we lost it

[👑 @_alisaking]

post partum hittin so hard I actually considered downloading one of those new mom apps to have someone to talk to in the middle of the night bc I’m going ✨crazy✨

[SouichiBouichi @DfuckingKING]

One of the things that calms my daughter down the most?

Music from Kingdom Hearts. That’s my girl alright

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Imagine if Iran bombed Washington and killed students in schools, what would you call it? Terrorists

The U.S. and Israel bombed Tehran and killed students in schools. Why do you call it a "pre-emptive strike"?

Bombing a school is a war crime under international humanitarian law

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

It’s the result of how men have treated us for centuries. The consequences of their actions

[🇵🇸 jacinto canek stan account 🫔 @yucathicc]

her name was Dr. Linda Davis & she was a teacher of disabled children. RIP

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

One of my favorite people in the world just found out her cancer has spread. Please share 💛 https://t.co/OxF94iqidl

[👑 @_alisaking]

@libraavenuus If you’re anything like me it’s usually attachment issues sis 😭

[👑 @_alisaking]

@Unclehugh_69 @Tedoffthegrid I use this and the body oil in the same scent!!

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

We don’t give “crazy women” enough credit. Being composed is easy. Do you know the courage it takes to lose your mind, do unhinged things, then collect yourself and keep living? No shame. No regret. Just madness and vibes. Madness is an art!

[SouichiBouichi @DfuckingKING]

“I lost brain cells watching that halftime show” calm down snow flake it’s just Spanish

[👑 @_alisaking]

literally to @readers_dijesst’s house???

[mary oliver’s evil twin @mitenkabutgirl]

i have nothing but respect for atheist and agnostic folks because genuinely, where do you go when it fucking hurts? when the world feels small and your pain too big for it, where do you go when you choke on your helplessness if not to some divine being....i genuinely dont think

[👑 @_alisaking]

I would actually sell my soul for a full body/ foot massage. Everything hurts. Pregnancy is ass. I can’t wait for this to be over.

[👑 @_alisaking]

32 weeks and thriving ✨

[👑 @_alisaking]

Didn’t Monxx get cancelled like 6+ years ago for being an unreliable slime ball?? Why is this man showing up on my TikTok 🤣

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

@JDVance I love that conservatives spent decades warning of government tyranny and now they’re cheering masked agents murdering Americans in the street.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

This is really one of the more galling parts of this discourse every time it pops up; random American civilians are supposed to be calm, disciplined, ice-water in their veins, but armed agents of the state are entitled to take life on the basis of “feelings”

[C @theclovecoterie]

Cptsd is awesome bc why is my big life dream a small pretty house where I feel safe