Alisa Lynn

she/her | actor, human, weirdo

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

Honestly there’s nothing more beautiful to me than walking out of a showing of the Barbie movie and immediately hearing someone proselytizing Dungeons & Drag Queens

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

the recycling men are SANGIN today on their rounds and my day just got about 8x better

[GDH Inc. @gdhinc]

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[GDH Inc. @gdhinc]

GDH was named to ClearlyRated's Best of Staffing for Women list, recognizing their exceptional support and opportunities for women in the workplace. Based on ratings and reviews, GDH was praised for its commitment to diversity, inclusivity, and work-life balance.

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

I’m just a girl
Sitting in front of a dog
Asking her to let her poop in peace

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

Not me trying not to cry from a validating client email

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

*referring to anyone’s looks anytime ever

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

ME: emails after hours confirming I received info needed to get him a job
CANDIDATE: why are you still working?
ME: oh just taking care of a few things
CANDIDATE: well I’d tell you to get your beauty rest, but you’ve got that covered
ME: 🫥

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

men pls stop thinking complimenting women on their looks is appropriate in a professional setting

[GDH Inc. @gdhinc]

https://t.co/XDD1n7QZ68

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

find the people you can spend time with on power saver mode

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

🚨🚨🚨

[Melanie Lynskey @melanielynskey]

One month to go. Eeek

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

@sumqui And

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

happy twin peaks day to those that celebrate

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

if you’ve ever used a hex wrench to build something and haven’t once wanted to throw it can you drop your meditation techniques?

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

!!!!!!!

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

BUTKER YESSSSSS

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

butker plz

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

Please tell me all these unidentified objects have not been a massive ad campaign for U2

[Alisa Lynn @_alisalynn]

I had decent blood pressure before this game