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[lish @_alishakate]

The evolution of Bake Off has been crazy. Season one show stopper was like “make 6 iced biscuits. You have 4 hours” and now it’s like “make a fully working boat out of flakey pastry and a lemon. You have until Paul walks around the tent” #GBBO

[⛸️ @icepirnce]

Heatwave whispering to my iphone battery and telling it to kill itself

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[ᴅᴀʜʟɪᴀ @dxhliaflvrz]

at the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing i’m fucking is depressed

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

Keir switching on the weather machine one last time for the road

[kateyꕤ @loverlezza]

gestures that make you more feminine

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[mooms : WCP (world cup pervert) @Danny_McMoomins]

Who is Doctor Congo and why is he facing Portugal by himself?

[N11 Ed @_ed19]

Husband beater

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[Chisme 𖤐 @ihyChismexx]

Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[4quest.❤️🔱🖤 @thinkpiecetribe]

He knew you were fat. Get naked!

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[hera @shiningdaisies]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire