Elizabeth Malone

She/Her I tweet about education policy and @shakira just like any college girl. #oaktonrealtalk HPU202?💜

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

Here’s me trying to take a video of Shakira’s first song but accidentally filming myself crying.

But I think this is the best sum up of the experience. Thanks for the best night of my life @shakira

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

Me calling my boyfriend: “hey I just need to tell you one specific thing”
Me ten minutes later: “ And that’s how Aaron Carter beat @SHAQ”

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

@MrsHovanec The Wendigo! North America’s most fascinating cryptid and very dear to my heart.

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

#ChesapeakeWOD SAFEGUARD because I would love to win a signed Davey Martinez jersey!! It would go great with my pants he said he liked 🤪
@Nationals

[Spenser Horwedel @Mrsuspenser]

My girlfriend beat Freddi Fish 3 on Switch and claimed to be "a real gamer".

[Jeff Lonnett @JeffLonnett]

#PBLinFCPS is good for teachers, too! Love this Kelly!

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

With the amount of acne on my face right now you best BELIEVE I will be fully adhering to the mask mandate 😷

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

Every morning my dad looks at the dog and says “Okay Dude, time to go to work” and Dude runs to his office to sit at his feet all day and I just 🥲🥺😭

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

@teachergoals The hardest part about teaching in May is that the only thing that we could do is not have access to the full version of the game

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

@rileighsmirl This is my guinea pig. His name is Juan. Please say hi, Juan gets lonely

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

Coming in under the wire as per usual, but happy to be a @MaxFunHQ donor 🤗 go check them out! @Sawbones @JustinMcElroy @sydneemcelroy @MBMBaM @travismcelroy #MaxFunDrive

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today our family lost a true friend and loyal companion. For more than a decade, Bo was a constant, gentle presence in our lives—happy to see us on our good days, our bad days, and everyday in between.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

@Vjctorja1 Whole mood

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

Someone please take show tunes away from my roommate or I am going to absolutely lose it

[SlayKira @shaki_pack]

Me listening to Me listening to
Shakira Shakira

[Patrick Finley @patrickfinley]

I'd looooove to know how many people who think storming the Capitol is an acceptable form of protest believe that taking a knee during the national anthem isn't.

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

@CarrieeeeC The parent trap- keep the British twin

[Will Keible @WillKeible]

I learned this morning that my parents’ unconditional love expires on New Years Eve.

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

My social anxiety is at the point where I drive to the next town over where gas is self serve so I don’t have to have the interaction of another human being pumping my gas for me.

[Elizabeth Malone @_alittlebit]

@MrAlgebro @LewisLancers I was confused as to why you were speaking to my glucose monitor supplies and then made the realization but they appreciate it regardless